So I woke this morning at 3:00am, choking on my own drainage. Lovely, no? I tried sitting up, turning over and nothing helped. I was like a broken faucet of snot. Then, of course, the pets were awake and concerned. The cat started her morning routine early by jumping from surface to surface barking her little "mawr mawr mawr." And the dog, while much more respectful than the cat, was breathing heavy and trying very hard not to let her whines escape her jowls. Fail. 

So there was nothing for it, I got up. I refused to feed them early, so I ate a bowl of cereal, built a small mountain next to the couch out of tissue paper and nose fluid and then played some WoW before the servers went down for Tuesday maintenance. The cat continued her surface-jumping and mawr-ing until I heard her going back into the bedroom to bother Gregory. "Ooooh no you don't," I said and stuffed her under my shirt for close to an hour. It worked. She shut up after that and waited for 6:00am to roll around with breakfast. Brat.

And now I'm working. My head feels like an empty fish tank with a kid tapping on the glass and my I'm pretty sure I accidentally swallowed sand paper because everything needs 3-4 gulps of water to avoid getting caught and scrapping all the way down my throat. I thought about going home, but all I want to do is sleep and that won't happen since my snot is trying to drown me. *sigh* Might as well make some money, right?

Cheers.